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Average day in my life.

Hey there people , what up?
Let's get started! 
So, this is how my average day looks like. 
My alarm goes at 8 am.
I snooze it.
after exactly 10 minutes.
it goes again.
I snooze it again.
My conscious screams,

OK I LOSE! NOW SHUT-UP!
I shout internally and then switch my phone off.
I wake up in the afternoon.
I do my morning routine, well afternoon routine. 
My mom comes with a coffee glass.
At exactly 2 pm , I'll have my lunch.
then it goes like:
3 pm be like  : savage love <3! 
did somebody , did somebody break your heart? 
4 pm be like : ¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí)
                    Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira) Never really thought she could dance like this..
5 pm be like :  Guess I'm just a play date to you.
ooooo...oooo...
 Exactly, at 5:30 pm my mom comes again with a coffee mug<3!
from 6:00 - 7:00 pm it goes like "picture perfect you don't need no filter.. gorgeous make them drop dead..you a killer!"
triple threat! 
I am the boss
I am the babe
I am the beast.
At 7 pm sharp, I stare at the television. I stare for one hour or so.
the rest of the evening, I be like, 
MEIL POPS ! ZHU ZHU ZHU !
Nouvelle publicité MIEL POPS 2012 Agency: Léo Burnett Production : Wizz  Director : Andy's Post-production: Unit Image | Pop, Animation, Short flim
At 9 pm , I'll have my dinner.
At 10 pm :
 Rasode mein kaun tha?
mein thi?
tum thi?
mein thi ? tum thi ? Kaun tha?
I say my goodnight to my friends at max of 12 and then I go to my insta account to relate to every damn thing like 
36 Funny Relatable Memes that will Make You Laugh Everyday | Silly memes,  Funny relatable memes, Funny memes
30 Relatable Memes That Hit A Little Too Close To Home - Memebase - Funny  Memes

2meirl4meirl | /r/2meirl4meirl | 2meirl4meirl | Know Your Meme
and i sleep.
That is how my day goes.
Bye for now.

Don't forget to drink plenty of water macha!

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  1. this is some dis understanding but looks good. life chills.

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