Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's DOA. Ikr.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear.
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but...
My job's a joke and I'm always broke.
It's hilarious to even pen that damn thing down.
I work. Lol.
So continuing with the but over there, it's late at night and my mind has this crazy idea.
What if there's a policy in every company that would cover all the food cravings.
Like Craving's claim. Kinda gross but listen.
I scroll through my Instagram and find this amazing Mac and cheese. I go to youtube and there are ads about McD and KFC. And here is the nightmare!
Dah-tada-dah!
Zomato notifications.
I mean I would be all whining about life with myself and this guy is sending me notifications like,
" Nak telusu. Nen unanu. Biryani order cheyandi 50% off pondandi. "
Like bro. Bokka telusu niku. Bokka unav nuvu. Ni tokalo 50% ki ochedi maha aite 120 off. Daniki nen 270 petti biryani daniki oo starter add chesi order iste gst+delivery charge kalipi 650 aitad. Andulo 120 off ista antunav. Migita paisal edakeli testa chepu.
Dude. Seriously. Month-end aina. Month beginning aina broke ey bro.
Kastalu chepkuntuna connect avandi.
Peope who can't understand Telugu, my sincere .. aa nake atla atla ochu Telugu inka mik ardam aye la translation chese opika led nak.
Back to the point. Craving's Claim.
When I crave food. Any kind of food. I would just apply my company's name as a coupon code and it would be free of cost with no delivery charges. I work almost 22 days a week. That's the least you could do bro. I mean think about it, I would never quit. For real.
Ee madya thickshakes pyna aite no offs.
So proposing Craving's Claim.
Good food.
Free food.
Happy employee.
Water tagandi. Tagan antara savandi.
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