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Just a lil frustrated about standing for 1 hour straight.

I've been to the office three times and I'd love it if robots work for me. 
I prefer to work from home but my manager wants me physically present there so he can actually..
I don't know why he's calling. 
So coming back to the point, I don't have problems with Robots.
No, seriously.
Why would I ever have a rivalry with electronic parts fixed right and tight?
Right?
Well, robo, you take over my job but give me the salary.
What do you do with the salary?
Eat boorgir?
No, right.
I go eat
Burger.
Or
‌Pasta
Or
‌Tiramisu.
Or
‌Biryani.
I have options.
Bro frankly speaking with our salary, I wear clothes from H&M that my sister buys me and the fossil watch my uncle gifted me and I drive dad's car, go to Starbucks just for the birthday month free drink. So basically you understand the bank account statistics no bro.
Me to the Robots:
Kaam tu karega
Mein paise udayega!
Simple.
The machine takes over this woman.
No more bashing artificial intelligence. I am all in for machine taking over mankind.
Anyone can take over anything as long as I get my salary credited to my salary account.
Period.

Comments

  1. DaisySeptember 26, 2022 at 10:56 AM

    😂😂 yeah exactly.. leave the salary for us and go na

    ReplyDelete
  2. .September 26, 2022 at 11:09 AM

    Hi I am kutti robot 3.o 🤝🏻

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. PranathiSeptember 27, 2022 at 12:34 AM

      Hi kutti, let's talk business. From when can you start working for me?

      Delete

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