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Reaction to song lyrics Part-I

 Hey, what-up people!! What is going on everybodyyyy! (in Austin McBroom's voice) You will always find me humming and with headphones! (I ain't that pretty though) So, getting to the point, I wanted to do this thing, where I would react to some song lyrics.  Here we go! Selena's Who Says: Who says you're not pretty? Well, Selena , darling, you haven't seen me. I don't need no trollers , I just troll myself. I am Pretty.. dumb! Shawn Mendes, Camila Cabello- I know what you did Last Summer! yes, you guys, I ate all summer! Hell yeah , I ate all pandemic and binge-watched Netflix. Shawn Mendes - There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back: I know Shawn, I know! I just eat , sleep ,watch Netflix and repeat. Rihanna's Work: Work work work! Rihanna, what is that again?? Ed Sheeran's I Don't Care: Exactly Mr.Sheeran. Taylor's ..Ready For It? Exams? Oh hell naw! Taylor's.. You Need To Calm Down: I do need to Tay-Tay! and that is all for now you guys! If ...

Things I hate.

NON-PHOTOGENIC LIFE (I'm kidding! obviously! I ain't that popular. I have like nine viewers and thankyou you guys!) Being a human in this world is hard. While people around you do things that annoy you; makes it even harder. I would suggest you to strangle them mentally. By the power vested in me, I can only help you get a little bit of inner peace by my blogs. On a serious note, I hate four things. 1. CAMERA 2. CAMERA 3. CAMERA 4. PEOPLE WHO CLICK MY CANDIDS AND PEOPLE WHO ASK ME TO TAKE DIRECT NORMAL PICTURES. (bestfriend exception) Well, I am beautiful. Dead-drop gorgeous. PERIOD. But why do you have to ruin my feeling of being beautiful by clicking some dumb-ass pictures? Why papi? Why? Okay .  I am upset because I don't have a photogenic face.  Bye now. And just one more thing, people who can't relate... I wish you find your way to hell without any trouble, thankyou. Don't forget to drink water macha! See, I still care. Ain't I the most generous human alive...

Average day in my life.

Hey there people , what up? Let's get started!  So, this is how my average day looks like.  My alarm goes at 8 am. I snooze it. after exactly 10 minutes. it goes again. I snooze it again. My conscious screams, OK I LOSE! NOW SHUT-UP! I shout internally and then switch my phone off. I wake up in the afternoon. I do my morning routine, well afternoon routine.  My mom comes with a coffee glass. At exactly 2 pm , I'll have my lunch. then it goes like: 3 pm be like  : savage love <3!  did somebody , did somebody break your heart?  4 pm be like :  ¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí)                     Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira) Never really thought she could dance like this.. 5 pm be like :   Guess I'm just a play date to you. ooooo...oooo...  Exactly, at 5:30 pm my mom comes again with a coffee mug<3! from 6:00 - 7:00 pm it goes like "picture perfect you don't need no filter.. gorgeo...

Brain Cell.

  Brain Cell. I have one brain cell. That doesn't work properly. I wonder how my brain can even have one!? Imagine being an airhead!  People don't expect things from you.  You can be your dumb-self and nobody's going to care!  You are basically a toddler in an adult body! Now that you call yourself a clever-being , you are jealous right now, aren't you? The perks of being dumb:  when people ask you , your opinion wait..wait people never ask you anything.  You can live a peaceful life for sure.  and that's on period, my friend. #single brain cell for life.  Eat Sleep Vibe Repeat!  toodles! Don't forget to drink plenty of water macha!

Quarantine Cravings

Hey! What up everyone? We are still in a self-isolation period, I know there isn't much going on. So let's dive into my life, shall we? The distance between my room(fine our room sister, stop screaming in the background) where was I? yeah the distance.. it is not that much by the way. Every night I go raid the kitchen at 2 am in the night. My stomach growls and I march towards the kitchen, so do not blame me, blame the tummy you guys! Well coming to the cravings, one night I was craving for mini muffins, okay fine mini cakes made of Oreo biscuits!  I went into the kitchen and rest was history. (you want detailed description of what happened that night? then comment below!) That was the day when I decided not to enter the kitchen again. If you are a noob at cooking, please do not enter the kitchen. If you want to cook that much, cook Maggi da! It is simple. Tip of the day : when you are hungry, just ask your sibling  akali aitunda nik? are you hungry?  for at least 5 times...

Average Human Being

Hey there people! What up?? This is my new blog - P!NK BoW! I am an average looking Indian and below average student in academics. People who think the exact opposite should see me code! Haha!  The above GIF is me in my Computer lab. (when I get error even after the code is being copied from the google.) Well, basically, my life is kinda crazy. Don't laugh at me, no, don't. you can only laugh at me if you know more than  #include<stdio.h> you know more than that?? okay well whatever, no one likes a "KNOW IT ALL!" and people who think I am beautiful!? I am overwhelmed right now. I will meet you in the next post! This is a happy go lucky blog where you will find a new me! stay tuned for more content from this Average human bing sorry being! (belated happy birthday Mr. Chandler Bing!) tah-tah!