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To all the Jennifers out there!

  Hey there people, what is up!? So in the past, a few years ago, I came across me wanting to be alone but I still needed people. I don't know what I was going through but I did want someone to scream this at me! So here we go! Kind of a monologue, a funny one I may add. The post is completely the voice inside my head. So haters gonna hate hate hate but my mind's just gonna be like: Here it goes: Lonely?  More like lovely. Don't you listen to Billie? Really? (Isn't it lovely all alone! nope?!) Why on earth do I always hear people complaining about how lonely they are and how hard it is to stay that way and the struggle is real and stuff, why? Well, for starters, you choose to stay alone.   I mean like what is your problem? You are alone. It wasn't your choice, you scream but you don't make an effort to change it. If you can't stay alone, get someone. No, you don't need people, get a dog. Cat person? Get one! Well you don't want any living screaming b...

A Serious Note.

Life has always been … how do I put it into words.. Mmhmm well it was a weird rollercoaster ride and it still is. I don’t remember the days when I was very little, but I do remember from the age of 13 very distinctly. Let me tell you, it is very hard to decode the life of a girl. The body changes and the puberty, not hitting hard and that state where you bleed every month, I mean that shit is really fucked up. When you just think that it is okay to chill, you are not allowed to go out after 8 and you are bound to wear baggy clothes to stay safe. CRAZY. I know right. I don’t blame my parents, well now that I’ve been 21 years on this earth, I would appreciate them being very strict parents with rules. I am now alive, so I thank those rules. (dumb-people out there, there’s a thing called sarcasm and please google it. In case you don’t get what I mean.) Society isn’t a safe space just like earth isn’t a safe space anymore for animals and aliens. (I wish aliens would visit us. I know it’s m...

Frustrated human being!

Bonjour there people. I started watching Emily In Paris. So that is with the French greeting.     what is up with y'all? I am just frustrated with my exams and the weather and the fact that Harry Styles and I can never be a thing. He's sad too. It's okay Harry, I will come for you. (Aneesha don't argue with me on this.) He's happy now! Okay so jokes apart. wink wink. ( believe me, I wasn't kidding) How are you people doing? Missed me? Well, I miss writing. I miss Lasya. I miss blogging. So here I am with nothing. Just wanted to inform you guys that I am alive, in good.. wait ok-ok health and newly obsessed with one direction.  If I were Niall,  Sarika would be Louis hitting me right in the face. For people who don't know who Sarika is.. well she is that pain in the arse wonderful weird human. (You see what I did there Aneesha and you say I don't have brain cells. Like really?) Harry Vajha don't worry, next time around I will include Damon and Joey. S...

Reaction to song lyrics Part-I

 Hey, what-up people!! What is going on everybodyyyy! (in Austin McBroom's voice) You will always find me humming and with headphones! (I ain't that pretty though) So, getting to the point, I wanted to do this thing, where I would react to some song lyrics.  Here we go! Selena's Who Says: Who says you're not pretty? Well, Selena , darling, you haven't seen me. I don't need no trollers , I just troll myself. I am Pretty.. dumb! Shawn Mendes, Camila Cabello- I know what you did Last Summer! yes, you guys, I ate all summer! Hell yeah , I ate all pandemic and binge-watched Netflix. Shawn Mendes - There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back: I know Shawn, I know! I just eat , sleep ,watch Netflix and repeat. Rihanna's Work: Work work work! Rihanna, what is that again?? Ed Sheeran's I Don't Care: Exactly Mr.Sheeran. Taylor's ..Ready For It? Exams? Oh hell naw! Taylor's.. You Need To Calm Down: I do need to Tay-Tay! and that is all for now you guys! If ...

Things I hate.

NON-PHOTOGENIC LIFE (I'm kidding! obviously! I ain't that popular. I have like nine viewers and thankyou you guys!) Being a human in this world is hard. While people around you do things that annoy you; makes it even harder. I would suggest you to strangle them mentally. By the power vested in me, I can only help you get a little bit of inner peace by my blogs. On a serious note, I hate four things. 1. CAMERA 2. CAMERA 3. CAMERA 4. PEOPLE WHO CLICK MY CANDIDS AND PEOPLE WHO ASK ME TO TAKE DIRECT NORMAL PICTURES. (bestfriend exception) Well, I am beautiful. Dead-drop gorgeous. PERIOD. But why do you have to ruin my feeling of being beautiful by clicking some dumb-ass pictures? Why papi? Why? Okay .  I am upset because I don't have a photogenic face.  Bye now. And just one more thing, people who can't relate... I wish you find your way to hell without any trouble, thankyou. Don't forget to drink water macha! See, I still care. Ain't I the most generous human alive...

Average day in my life.

Hey there people , what up? Let's get started!  So, this is how my average day looks like.  My alarm goes at 8 am. I snooze it. after exactly 10 minutes. it goes again. I snooze it again. My conscious screams, OK I LOSE! NOW SHUT-UP! I shout internally and then switch my phone off. I wake up in the afternoon. I do my morning routine, well afternoon routine.  My mom comes with a coffee glass. At exactly 2 pm , I'll have my lunch. then it goes like: 3 pm be like  : savage love <3!  did somebody , did somebody break your heart?  4 pm be like :  ¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí)                     Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira) Never really thought she could dance like this.. 5 pm be like :   Guess I'm just a play date to you. ooooo...oooo...  Exactly, at 5:30 pm my mom comes again with a coffee mug<3! from 6:00 - 7:00 pm it goes like "picture perfect you don't need no filter.. gorgeo...

Brain Cell.

  Brain Cell. I have one brain cell. That doesn't work properly. I wonder how my brain can even have one!? Imagine being an airhead!  People don't expect things from you.  You can be your dumb-self and nobody's going to care!  You are basically a toddler in an adult body! Now that you call yourself a clever-being , you are jealous right now, aren't you? The perks of being dumb:  when people ask you , your opinion wait..wait people never ask you anything.  You can live a peaceful life for sure.  and that's on period, my friend. #single brain cell for life.  Eat Sleep Vibe Repeat!  toodles! Don't forget to drink plenty of water macha!